Resolutions...

I'm at a complete loss as how to describe my Christmas and New Year...but at least it's over for another year and my liver is still functioning.

There were some highlights...but they all involved the consumption of illegal substances- so I'm hesitant to divulge too much. There were also some lowlights...but these things only happen for a reason- or so I'm told. I think they'd make some great stories but I'm too lazy to start at the beginning and tell them properly right now.

I've been pretty slack at blogging for the past few weeks and am seriously starting to debate whether or not I should go through some of my old diaries just for some more material to post. And having said that I will turn to an old personal favourite of mine for when the old writer's bloc hits and do a TMI Tuesday.

Yes. Even though it's Sunday.

It's That bad.



1. Saddam Hussein - How would you have executed him? Cut off his balls? Cut off his dick? Other?

Am I the only person who Almost shed a tear for Saddam? I didn't- but I came pretty close. Not because he was a convicted murderer of thousands; because for That he probably Did deserve to die. I think what he did to his own people was repugnant but I would have left him to rot in jail for the rest of his life knowing he would never set foot outside it a free man again.

I feel saddened when any life is cut short by someone else. I feel saddened knowing that regardless of what he did Someone(presumably his family members) still loved him and would be devastated by his death. I feel saddened that his dignity was taken in death even though he gave his victims none. Why? Why do feel sorry for a dictator who murdered countless thousands?

Because I really don't know.

2. How would you rate your kinkiness level? Rated G? Rated PG? Rated R? Rated X? Details! This is suppose to be TMI! Tell me!!!

Honestly? Probably PG. I don't mind watching a bit of hard porn but I baulk at the kinkier sort of movies. And you can keep your golden showers, thanks. I owned a good vibrator but it's lived down in the garage now for at least the last six years- so I don't think it's going anywhere near down where it should go ever again. I'm not into other toys really either- Mother Nature gave me fingers for a reason.

And invented carrots for another...


3. Ever stolen something from someone? What was it? or... What would you like to steal? =P

Yes; a Sprite yoyo from a boy when I was in second grade.


4. Do you have a favorite porn star? Gimmie a link! ;)

Anyone know the name of the big-titted red-hed in the shower scene of Bad Wives 2?

Okay...Maybe I'm R Rated after all.


5. Death comes in 3 - James Brown, Gerald Ford... who's next?

It was Saddam. Or Paris Hilton.



Bonus (as in optional): New Year, New Beginnings - What is your New Year's Resolution? Did you bring the new year in with a bang? =P

This year I've decided to try and have at least 365 orgasms. That's one orgasm a day for the entire year for those of you playing along at home. So far I'm 7/365. My Hubby has been warned...

And is also playing along.

Happy New Year everyone!