Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Better Late Than Never TMI...

1.What is your worst habit?

Where to start? I'm a drunk and a chronic marijuana smoker. I'm a terrible nail-biter; I gave up for ten months when I was with my Bastard Ex (he told me I had to)but took it back up again when he dumped me to spite him. Stupid I know. Oh; and I masturbate. A lot. So much, in fact, that I've had dreams of hair growing out of the creases in my palm!

2. Does size matter?

Only if you have a cock. Nah; seriously- give me more than five inches hard and I'll figure something out to do with it. ;)

3. How many orgasms have you had in one night?

One. Try as I might I've never cracked it twice in any one twenty-four hour period. Either it's just not sensitive anymore or I just can't be bothered. I make sure that the One counts but- an orgasm a day keeps depression away!

4. Is sex better with the lights on or off?

Dim light. Day light. There's No lights on outside. And how will I find the soap in the shower if the lights are turned off?? Then again- lights off has it's benefits when you have children!

5. How many sexual partners have you had?

Less than 20; two were long-term relationships, three were relationships that lasted six weeks or less- the remainder were one-night stands.

Bonus (as in optional): Would you be unfaithful if you knew your guy/girl would never find out?

I wouldn't cheat for that reason. Or I'd like to think that I wouldn't- I've been attracted to only two men that I would've considered throwing away my life with my Hubby and kids for- in fifteen years; and I still didn't go there with them even tho there was mutual attraction/lust going on. Sure there are hot guys on the pick up everywhere- but they'd have to turn my mind on as well as my eyes- we would have to click big time- and spend lots of time together first- before I would do that to someone I love. And I like to think Hubby'd do the same for me- if he cheated he would fucking well Want to like her more than he did me- then at least it's not thrown away for nothing. And then he'd better tell me!

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