How long did you date?
What is dating? We fucked the first nigbt we met and broke up 17 years later. I don't think we've ever been on a date.
How old is he? 36. We are 18 months apart.
Who eats more?
Him.
Who said “I love you” first?
That would be Me. I said it to him the second time we fucked; one week after I met him. I guess I knew it all.
Who is taller?
That would be Me. Again. Only by a centimetre or so.
Who sings better?
Me. Without question.
Who is smarter?
Me. Again. Without question.
Whose temper is worse?
His. I can only describe how volatile he can become. Maybe I'm just a pushover.
Who does the dishes?
Somebody Else does the dishes?
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
That would be Me.
Who pays the bills?
Share and share alike. If we are together. Otherwise; it's all Me and he pays no maintenace.
Who cooks dinner?
I get told he is the cook but I am the one who puts the ideas into action. I cook a greaty lasagna. And Pork spare ribs. Take your pick people.
Who drives when you are together?
He has never evenm held his Learners permit. I have held a Gold licence for the last ten years at least. I drove him to work for 12 years. Nuf said.
Who is more stubborn?
Him. I think.
Who asked who out first?
No one asked anybody out. We had a two year old child (together) before we were even a couple.
Who is the first to admit when they are wrong?
Me. Me. Me. It's all my fault.
Whose parents do you see the most?
Mine. I work with my Dad and my Mother visits or calls three times a day. Imagine That!
Who proposed?
Nobody. Even after 17 years together I am still a 'single' woman.
Who is more sensitive?
Umm;Me. Leave me alone now okay?
Who has more friends?
Me. Even He says all his friends like Me bettter than they do him.
Who has more siblings?
We both come from a family of six; he has two brothers and one sister and I have three sisters. We are both the 3rd child in the mix of things. Maybe that says something about us?
Who wears the pants in the family?
What family? We have broken up. I wonder the fuck why.
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